McDonald’s – Any Lane! Any Time!
The other day I decided my high blood pressure, and high BMI (That’s body mass index for you idiots out there) needed some love. So I hit up one of my 1,145,532.7 local McDonald’s to get some cheeseburgers. As I don’t like dealing with humans, or getting out of my car (What? Someone whose technically overweight doesn’t want to get out of his car? BIG FUCKING SHOCK THERE!!!), I hit up the drive thru.
As I drove up to the newly remodeled ‘can it really be considered food’ emporium, I encountered this:
As the picture is kind of blurry/crappy, let me explain what you are seeing. Some McDonald’s (And other fast food places I’ve seen) have TWO lanes to drive up to when placing your order. Supposedly this helps with getting your bag of fat supplements faster. You drive up to the left or right order box thing, tell them your order, explain it again because they didn’t understand you, then repeat it back to them even though you know they’ll still manage to fuck up the simplest things like NO FUCKING PICKLES, then both lanes merge into one line to go pay/getfood/destroyyourheart. ‘MERICA!
Now as you can see in the picture, there are cones blocking one of the lanes…I find this funny because of the sign right in the middle.
LET ME ENHANCE THAT FOR YOU:
Any Lane, Any Time! It hopelessly mocks you as one of the lanes is blocked off. Why does it matter? It doesn’t!!! I just thought it was amusing and thought I’d share, stop being a judgmental prick, laugh at the funny juxtaposition, and then like/share/tweet this article to your social media friends so they can have a chuckle too!
What I wanted to do when I saw that, besides take a crappy picture, was to drive right over those cones and use the left lane. But alas, I drive a piece of shit car, and wasn’t sure it would be able to survive.