How To – Motherfucking pirate biscuits.

25 Apr 2011
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To..  |  Comments disabled  |  Add Comment

With permission from the original author, I have stolen their recipe titled “Motherfucking pirate biscuits.”  What follows (text and images) was provided by them, and has remained unedited. Enjoy.  (For the really dense, the ingredient list is at the bottom, deal with it)

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Cops – How To Not Get Caught

08 Apr 2011
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To.., Rants  |  Comments (3)  |  Add Comment

I enjoy watching the TV show Cops.  Cops was the first shows dubbed “reality television” (even though technically any documentary is reality TV).

It is a great show because it contains action, comedy, and drama all in one show.  Plus if you have the 150+ channel cable/satellite package there are at no less than four stations that re-run episodes of cops (G4TV, TruTV, Fox..so on).

After watching quite a few episodes I’ve figured out a few ways improve your chances of not getting arrested.

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Samsung Transform Android 2.2 – Make Sprint Your Bitch **UPDATED**

20 Jan 2011
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To..  |  Comments (28)  |  Add Comment

*UPDATE: Sprint has released the Android 2.2 Update for the Samsung Transform.  This information is no longer valid*

 

Those of you who don’t care about Sprint, Android, or the Samsung Transform, should probably skip this article and go read one of my other quality posts on this site.  For the rest of you, boy do I have some good news. Read more…

Security Checks – Separate But Equal

02 Dec 2010
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To.., Rants  |  Comments (2)  |  Add Comment

Recently I went with my family to an Air Show.  It took place on an active flight line at an Air Force base. So of course, being a military installation, security was tighter than [insert inappropriate vagina reference here].  The 45 minute wait/line gave me plenty of time to think… Read more…

How To – Turn an LED Scrolling Badge into a Desktop LED Sign

17 Apr 2010
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Many years ago I bought an LED Scrolling Badge from www.geeks.com for a few bucks, and shortly after I got it I hacked it.  Being the lazy sod I am I am just now getting to writing up a how to.

First, general crap: This could void warranties, break things, hurt yourself, etc etc.  So don’t be  a moron. Read more…

Quiznos – Coupon Fail (Quizn0wnt)

03 Mar 2010
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To..  |  Comments (13)  |  Add Comment

**UPDATE!** Quiznos has fixed their FAIL’d Coupon (finally)!  So the below instructions do not work anymore, the most you will get is $1 off!  The Story is still amusing though, enjoy!! **UPDATE**

Now some of you may not get this as it is a little geeky, but seriously, this is funnier than a midget hooker trying to reach the $20 you left her on the 5′ book shelf.  Read more…

How To: The Perfect Gift for a Geek!

27 Nov 2009
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To..  |  Comments (3)  |  Add Comment

Today being the beginning of the official Holiday Shopping Season, I thought it would be a good idea to bring this subject up.

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My Stupid Wendy’s Boycott Update! (I hate McFlurries)

25 Feb 2009
Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To.., Rants  |  Comments (3)  |  Add Comment

I’m still boycotting Wendy’s (and Arby’s because they are owned by the same company) as I mentioned in my Stupid Wendy’s Boycott post.

I just found something out via a co-worker, that reminds me of something I think is retarded.  The McFlurry. Read more…