How To – Turn an LED Scrolling Badge into a Desktop LED Sign

Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To..  |  Comments (2)  |  Add Comment

Many years ago I bought an LED Scrolling Badge from www.geeks.com for a few bucks, and shortly after I got it I hacked it.  Being the lazy sod I am I am just now getting to writing up a how to.

First, general crap: This could void warranties, break things, hurt yourself, etc etc.  So don’t be  a moron. Read more…

Quiznos – Coupon Fail (Quizn0wnt)

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**UPDATE!** Quiznos has fixed their FAIL’d Coupon (finally)!  So the below instructions do not work anymore, the most you will get is $1 off!  The Story is still amusing though, enjoy!! **UPDATE**

Now some of you may not get this as it is a little geeky, but seriously, this is funnier than a midget hooker trying to reach the $20 you left her on the 5′ book shelf.  Read more…

How To: The Perfect Gift for a Geek!

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Today being the beginning of the official Holiday Shopping Season, I thought it would be a good idea to bring this subject up.

What do you get a Geek for Christmas (Or birthday, or any holiday really)? Read more…

My Stupid Wendy’s Boycott Update! (I hate McFlurries)

Author: Joel The Great  |  Category: How To.., Rants  |  Comments (3)  |  Add Comment

I’m still boycotting Wendy’s (and Arby’s because they are owned by the same company) as I mentioned in my Stupid Wendy’s Boycott post.

I just found something out via a co-worker, that reminds me of something I think is retarded.  The McFlurry. Read more…