Today’s rant is brought to you by a Guest Writer; Bob ‘The Cannibal’ I have copied and pasted this from a forum post from another site with his permission. Enjoy. Read more…
It’s your damn car, you can do what you want. But seriously, do you not understand how to properly operate the features of your vehicle? So here is a situation that I find annoying. Not so much a “you need stabbed” type annoying, more of “you need a gentle poke with a sharp instrument” type of annoying: Read more…
The following is a screen grab of a thread from Facebook. After the huge picture I am going to go in depth over the comments that were said, and how at least three of the people involved need to be stabbed, or deported. Stabported?
If you haven’t seen this story on the internet yet, then you can get more information HERE (including videos!). Here is a summary of what supposedly happened that is the source of my rant:
- 11 year old cunt girl posts a video on YouTube filled with all kinds of retardedness, foul language, and general ‘you all suck’ comments, including saying things about putting a gun in someones mouth and making a ‘brain slushee.’
- ‘The Internet’ (Mostly from 4chan, supposedly), struck back at this horribly raised cunt girl and found out personal information and started harassing her through various means. Hacking, prank calls, etc.
- The 11 year old put up a video telling people to stop, in which her father explodes and yells at the internet, resulting in funny re-edits of some of the funnier things he said.
- The mom of the bitch talks with some sites about the situation, and even though it’s not directly said, point out the obvious that I am about to go off about.
Well, as I posted last year (http://www.joelthegreat.com/?p=422). Dave and Busters has a Christmas Tree up in their lobby. I was in their store today, and there it was. Unlike last year, it’s at least 2 weeks earlier than last year. Ridiculous. Read more…
As any pig faced police officer will tell you, donuts are a great invention, but could wind up killing your whole family and other innocent people. And not for the reason you are thinking. Read more…
As most Americans I have a Cell Phone. Like all Americans I use a crappy company to fulfill my Cellular data and voice needs. Instead of using a horrible company such as AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, etc. I get to use the horrible company Sprint. The only reason I use Sprint instead of the competition is I have their balls in a jar on my desk. I am a lucky owner of a SERO Account (google it if you want more info). Basically what you pay $70+ a month for I’m getting for about $35. (They don’t offer this deal anymore, so now I can’t tell you how to get it).
Well, as a customer of Sprint, I sometimes have questions I want to ask. Being an American, I don’t want to speak to ‘Bob’ over in Pakistanaghandiaraq. Read more…
I like to drive, but I hate driving around here. Some of it is just because the roads are mainly flat and straight (ie, BORING). But there is one thing that really annoyed me today, even more than knowing women have a right to vote. What was it? Read more…
I was out and about shopping today and was in the aisle with cleaning products (I still never decided what would best get the blood out…but fire fixes all..). I took a look at those sprays you use after a shower to help prevent mildew/soap scum from building up and saw a great scam. Read more…
There are a lucky few of you out there who have never set foot in a Walmart. But for the rest of us, there is probably a visit in the near future as you are running short on those pants that say “juicy” across the ass. Something about my local Walmart has always not sat right with me. Read more…