Electric Cart – Confused Parking

20 Jan 2010
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I was driving from someplace to somewhere…or somewhere to someplace…shit I don’t remember.  All I remember is I stopped at traffic light.  I looked over into the parking lot of a local eatery, and I saw this.

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Clunkers – The Better Car

25 Nov 2009
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Just like many people on this shit-hole of a rock we call Earth, I use an automobile to facilitate the relocation of my body from one geographical location to another.  The other day while partaking in this automobile ritual known as ‘commuting,’ I got to thinking.  My car, which could be considered a clunker, is far superior than most of the new cars on the road.

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Math Fail – 4 X 4 = 12?

25 Oct 2009
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So I was wondering around a store the other day in search of a time machine, when I stumbled upon some fail. Read more…

Facebook – How I Joined, But Didn’t.

12 Oct 2009
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So for the past few months I’ve been sick.  For some reason I wanted to join Facebook, but every part of me kept telling me not to do it.

I kept thinking: No, it’s stupid, social sites are stupid. I have no friends really anyways, and I already have a stupid blog and Twitter..what would I need with Facebook? Read more…

Yard Sale – Geeky Treasures Everywhere!

20 Sep 2009
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So this past Saturday I was out looking at yard sales in the area.  I haven’t been to yard sales in years.  It wasn’t my idea to go, at first I was not really wanting to, but I decided it wouldn’t be THAT bad.  What I did not know, was this would be one of the best yard sale trips I have ever been on, and that I would find many Geekie treasures along the way…  But one stop…one place toward the end.  I found Geek GOLD.   Read more…

Certified for Windows Vista – Crappier Version!

30 Aug 2009
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Look what just got Certified for Windows Vista! Read more…

A Pair of BooBs in Guitar Hero World Tour!

28 Aug 2009
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Well, this is odd.  Finished playing some Guitar Hero World tour, and I managed to get it to stop at a part of the game showing A PAIR OF BOOBS!!!  Read more…

Strippers & Inflation (Not just in your pants)

25 Jul 2009
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So while having random discussions in an automobile the other day, the topic of strip clubs, and strippers came up.  The discussion went on about how it is a waste of money, and how anyone who is in a serious relationship shouldn’t have a need to go to a strip club.  Which I agree with totally.  If you have a significant other, and they are unable to turn you on, then there is a serious issue that should probably be worked out.   It’s called communication.

I’m pretty sure if you ask your significant other to dance seductively for you, they will be a bit taken back. But if you are honest and open about it, they will probably be more understanding.  If you tell them you wanted to try something exciting with them, instead of you taking your hard earned money down to some sleazy bar and put it into the g-string of some strange women who may or may not have crabs, they will appreciate it, and be thankful you are honest and open with them.

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Fun Fact: If your significant other does decide to dance seductively for you, chances are you’ll be able to get more than just a lap dance if you know what I mean.  *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

If they think you’re a pig for trying to get them included in whatever sick needs you have, then obviously, there is bigger issues you need to work out.

But this isn’t really what I want to get at about strippers and strip clubs today… The thing I find interesting is how much of a bargain the entertainment is compared to before.   Read more…

Michael Jackson – Lost in Space!

20 Jul 2009
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Well well well…  Look what showed up in space… Read more…

Buy.com post update!

09 Jul 2009
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As I wrote about HERE, Buy.com mailed me a 6.6 ounce item, while FedEx said the box mailed is 7.5 pounds.

Well I got the package today, and they were basically both wrong. The box weighted about 3.5 pounds according to my scale. (The Old fashion weigh myself, then weigh myself holding the box, do some math.)

The keyboard itself feels like it weighs closer to 1 pound than 6.6 ounces. But who cares! It’s small! It’s Bluetooth! And I got it for over 80% off!