Consumer Habits That Deserve a Bullet

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Today’s rant is brought to you by a Guest Writer; Bob ‘The Cannibal’   I have copied and pasted this from a forum post from another site with his permission.   Enjoy.  Read more…

My Stupid Rant About Wipers

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It’s your damn car, you can do what you want.  But seriously, do you not understand how to properly operate the features of your vehicle?  So here is a situation that I find annoying.  Not so much a “you need stabbed” type annoying, more of “you need a gentle poke with a sharp instrument” type of annoying: Read more…

Facebook – Stabporting Is Needed

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The following is a screen grab of a thread from Facebook.  After the huge picture I am going to go in depth over the comments that were said, and how at least three of the people involved need to be stabbed, or deported. Stabported?

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Jessi Slaughter’s Mom – Horrible Parent

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If you haven’t seen this story on the internet yet, then you can get more information HERE (including videos!).  Here is a summary of what supposedly happened that is the source of my rant:

  • 11 year old cunt girl posts a video on YouTube filled with all kinds of retardedness, foul language, and general ‘you all suck’ comments, including saying things about putting a gun in someones mouth and making a ‘brain slushee.’
  • ‘The Internet’ (Mostly from 4chan, supposedly), struck back at this horribly raised cunt girl and found out personal information and started harassing her through various means. Hacking, prank calls, etc.
  • The 11 year old put up a video telling people to stop, in which her father explodes and yells at the internet, resulting in funny re-edits of some of the funnier things he said.
  • The mom of the bitch talks with some sites about the situation, and even though it’s not directly said, point out the obvious that I am about to go off about.

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Dave and Busters – Early Christmas… Again.

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Well, as I posted last year (http://www.joelthegreat.com/?p=422). Dave and Busters has a Christmas Tree up in their lobby. I was in their store today, and there it was. Unlike last year, it’s at least 2 weeks earlier than last year.  Ridiculous. Read more…

Nothing…

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I’ve got nothing.  All the things that piss me off enough to want to stab someone I’ve already posted about, or you don’t really want to hear, or both.   So you’re going to have to wait longer.

Donuts – They’ll Kill You

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As any pig faced police officer will tell you, donuts are a great invention, but could wind up killing your whole family and other innocent people.  And not for the reason you are thinking.  Read more…

Dave & Busters – They Really Do Care!

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Lets bring you up to speed:

Alright, now that you are up to speed, it’s time for an update! Read more…

Dave & Busters – They Care (Resolved?)

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So I went to Dave & Busters last night.  It appears the bathrooms/smell has been addressed.  The bathrooms still smell a little, but I can tell they are making an attempt.  What a boring conclusion.

Sprint – Doesn’t Want To Chat

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As most Americans I have a Cell Phone.  Like all Americans I use a crappy company to fulfill my Cellular data and voice needs.  Instead of using a horrible company such as AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, etc. I get to use the horrible company Sprint.  The only reason I use Sprint instead of the competition is I have their balls in a jar on my desk.  I am a lucky owner of a SERO Account (google it if you want more info).  Basically what you pay $70+ a month for I’m getting for about $35.  (They don’t offer this deal anymore, so now I can’t tell you how to get it).

Well, as a customer of Sprint, I sometimes have questions I want to ask.  Being an American, I don’t want to speak to ‘Bob’ over in Pakistanaghandiaraq. Read more…